Highlights of our first week home

Some firsts that happened in our first week home:
-Mommy and Daddy sponge bath, liked getting his hair washed, but not his bottom
-pee and poop explosion during a change, nailed Daddy
-lost his umbilical cord at one week one day
-discovered the awesomeness of the bouncy chair
-discovered the awesomeness of the swing turned off
-napped in his crib every day
-slept four hour stretches every night
-took a brief trip to Nama and Papa's on the way home from a visit to the hospital
-remembered to bring in the baby, but left the gallon of milk in the trunk
-brought Theo the dog home to guard his new sheeple
-did a thousand and two loads of laundry
-learned to use a nipple shield and pump
-watched guys lay tile, jack hammer plaster, replaster, and refill the pool
-took two walks down to the end of the street and back
-rode in the K'Tan
-watched his first Drum Corps video
-had a steady stream of visitors: Nama and Papa, Nana and Pop Pop, Tia Elissa, Tio Luvin, Tia Elaine, Tio Daniel, Aunt Tammy, Miss Ashton, Aunt Stephanie, Uncle Chris, Ms. Rachel
-watched Pretty Little Liars, HGTV, Arrested Development
-went to church via streaming video